| Kidd |
| Allow me to introduce myself. I am William Bonnie Harold. You may call
me Kidd. Most people think of me as a dog but I know better.
I was born on August 15, 1992 in Maryland. I moved to Virginia in October of that year with my retainers John and Penny. When John and Penny are permitted time off I have Brandi and her folks come in to meet my needs. They also take care of my pink kissing gormey, Fishey. And they water the plants for me. My most taxing daily endeavor involves holding down my couch and the lambskin liner in my crate- I have to keep going back and forth. Yes, they refer to me as ‘crate trained’ which really means I have a private place in the middle of everything. The retainers have to go upstairs to get to their crate. My home backs up to the woods so I have to keep the resident fauna in line. The deer, the fox family, the hawk, the possum and most of the others are pretty well behaved. Occasionally I have to set limits. There was the time I had to scare the raccoon to force him to leave the drainage grate alongside the front walk. Penny and John know about my animal husbandry responsibilities but I
bet Brandi has no idea how much work I’m doing when she takes me
out!!!! |